Tuesday, June 22, 2010

One of These Men Farted in the Elevator


SCENE:  Wannabe Governors Ned Lamont and Dan Malloy ride the elevator together prior to their televised death match debate in West Hartford.

Ned: Did you fart?
Dan: No. 
(pause)
Dan: Did you fart?
Ned: No.
Dan: Well, one of us is lying because there is an awful farty smell in here.

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