Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Primaries Today

Don't forget to vote for the primary candidates today. Pick the candidate that best reflects your sense of humor. This is an important decision. We will have to watch commercials of today's winners from now until November.


(EDITOR'S NOTE: We just found out that the winners of today's contests can go on to potentially serve in powerful government posts, serving terms as long as six years. Ignore the above advice. This crap matters.)

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