On Halloween there is nothing more satisfying than a great trick-or-treat stop. That said, there is little more frustrating than a bad trick-or-treat stop. With a nod to out most macabre holiday, Sad City looks at Halloween candies.
It's always a real disappointment being beaten to the bounty and coming across an already cleared out bowl. If we ever moved to the suburbs, a good night of entertainment could be had by setting up the unguarded bowl with a webcam on the porch. Usually put out by single people or the introverted older couple that doesn't want to deal with the kids.
regular SweeTarts? They just don't seem to be as good. It doesn't make any sense. We won't even dignify chewy SweeTarts.
The ultimate F.U. on Halloween. No trick-or-treater is pleased to get the dreaded red box of Sunmaid Raisins on Halloween. Almost always dispensed by a female upwards of 50, raisins are well intended but completely miss the mark for Halloween. Listen lady, if we wanted raisins they are right in the cupboard at home.
We're huge fans of those rare vanilla flavored Tootsie Rolls.
Mountain Dew and now we can eat AND drink things that don't look fit for human consumption!