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Friday, March 16, 2012

Hot In Hartford: Dan Schwartz vs. The Beat City Beauties


Mercifully, it's almost the end for Hot In Hartford as we reach the semi-finals with the unlikeliest of all duos. For a chance to advance to the finals lawyer and employment law blogger Daniel Schwartz faces off against burlesque dancers the Beat City Beauties. While on the surface it looks like a match that couldn't be more different, looks can be deceiving. Maybe Mr. Schwartz has many tattoos and is a burlesque fanatic? Maybe some or all of the Beauties are attorneys themselves? One just never knows.

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  2. WOW! I was going to attack Anonymous, but it looks like others "Beat" me to it. Dude (or ma'am), do not mess with Beat City Beauties. Their fans will destroy you. You're like someone on the JV team trying to play at the Varsity level. And keep the hate to yourself. Just because you weren't held enough as a child doesn't mean you should take it out on others. Good luck to the lawyer, but as always my vote goes to the Beauties. You ladies are hot and no one rocks Hartford harder than you!
    Love always, Bobo.

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  3. Not to take anything away from the Beat City Beauties, who are awesome and are bringing something new to Hartford, but I'm voting for Dan. He is, after all, the Egg McMuffin of legal bloggers.

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  4. Wait a minute... those beauties don't look like midgets! Maybe it's the camera angle. I'm voting for Dan - I suspect he's got some burlesque "moves" that would surprise us!

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  5. Greetings BCS: What?! You accuse me of "homophobic undertones"?!! What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me that those "beauties" are not actually midgets? Really? But they must be midgets. Compare their photo to the photo of Dan. If they're not midgets, then he is an enormous giant-type person, and I think you'd be wise to vote for him before he gets angry with us and crushes us all. You ask what I am doing for Hartford and my answer is that I am voting for Dan so he doesn't go all Mighty Joe Young on the city and demolish it. That's what I'm doing, and I think every sane person out there who does not want to see Hartford demolished should do likewise.
    And, as far as you calling me "judgmental," well, I'd say that it makes you come off as if you could use one. That's what I'd say.

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  6. Geez. There's no need to get uncivil here. Let's place nice in the sandbox. Because, let's face it, regardless of whether they are "Hotter" than me, they are all better looking than me.

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  7. Stay out of this, Dan. You don't scare me no matter how big you are.
    Besides, what in the heck is "Let's place nice in the sandbox" supposed to mean? What sandbox and what do you want to place in there? You may be the Egg McMuffin of Legal Bloggers, but your posts are a little scrambled.

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  8. It was "play". And Anonymous, see what you did? Your post was already removed by the administrator. Now play nice before I have to step on your house. Or buy you tickets to the next Beat City Beauties show.

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  9. Hey? What happened to my comment about Dan standing head and shoulders above a bunch of tranvestite midget rodeo clowns? Has the administrator gone mad with his/her powers of censorship? I'm being treated as if I were supporting Putin's adversary in this vote. I will not me oppressed. Freedom! FREEDOM!!!!

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  10. This is an adorable match- up. Mtough call, but I must go with Dan.

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  11. I agree with Dan! Play nice here! And I think that "Anonymous" just inspired our next act...now all we have to do is round up some transvestite rodeo clowns. Votes for Women! Or...Votes for Employment Law Bloggers!

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  12. I just moved to Myrtle Beach and I don't have a clue about this competition. But I have known Dan's mother for decades, and I remember him when he was a darling little boy. So what's not to love????? I say, Vote for Danny boy.....he's a winner!!!!
    Stephanie

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  13. It is a sad day, indeed when Dan cannot compete with these beauties. There is no joy in mudville, mighty Danny has struck out.

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