elsewhere for what went down and who made whom his rhetorical whipping boy in this evening's three-way festivities. But for your easy digestion, here's the quick Sad City Hartford run down.
Experience: Current Lt. Governor.
Looks like: Johnny Sac from the Sopranos (sounds like an NFL quarterback taping a United Way commercial).
Positives: He never made his wife sign a letter saying that he didn't beat her.
Negatives: Takes taxpayer money to print bumper stickers, looks like the kind of guy who would like a new hot tub for his lake house.
Experience: Formerly the president of Kruger Industrial Smoothing.
Looks like: Mr. Kruger (See above).
Positives: He would be hysterical as governor. He would probably give Pedro Segarra a nickname like "Koko."
Negatives: Well, there is that whole thing.
Nelson "Oz" Griebel
Experience: Former banker, minor league pitcher and head of the MetroHartford Alliance.
Looks like: A president in a movie who has been eating way too many lemons.
Positives: He is all for opening liquor stores on Sunday.
Negatives: Likes school voucher programs, wants to give up on the public school system.